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Series I on ascent. A pilot riding the vessel. Interior, Series I.
TRANSMISSIONS
The Series I vessel climbing. TRANSMISSIONS

Industry Brief № 7 · Research Division · For General Circulation

EIGHT REASONS SPACE TECHNOLOGY IS A QUEER INDUSTRY

Findings submitted to the collective. Methodology: we looked around the hangar. Confidence: total.

  1. Everything is named after goddesses.
  2. Everybody owns the same jacket, but somehow wears it differently.
  3. You can’t always tell the mission patches from the pride pins.
  4. Everyone has an ex at NASA.
  5. Docking is gender-neutral by design.
  6. Nothing in space is truly straight.
  7. Having long-distance relationships that actually work.
  8. Nobody’s hometown is where they live.

— filed before crying, as required.

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The Series I vessel climbing.